Captain Crunch

So I took a long weekend.  I needed a couple of days of no makeup at all.  Last week was a rough week for me and Papa Bear (Jake) with him working seventy-two hours last week.... :S  Anywho, I'm ba-ack!!  Today I did cartoon eyebrows.  One of my inspirations was this...

As much as I wanted to get my eyebrows all the way onto a hat....I didn't even try, but I got them pretty high!  I'm sure the sister missionaries really enjoyed them when they came over to teach me a lesson. :)  Tomorrow's brows.....360!!!!

Yellow Brick Road

Today, I was lazy.  I just did scarecrow eyebrows.  I wanted to do the whole deal with the nose and everything, but I ended up washing them off before I remembered to put the nose on....here was my inspiration....

This is what they turned out looking like....

Haven't decided what tomorrow's brows will be.  It's a surprise for everyone!!!  Yay!!!

Displaced Facial Hair

Here are today's brows.  I'm going to go with "Displaced Facial Hair."  I went to Walmart today, and a random lady actually asked me about my eyebrows.  I feel bad because I gave her the short story, which is that I'm on chemo and lost my eyebrows so I just draw whatever eyebrows I want on everyday.  I didn't want to sit there and explain that it's not really cancer and that it's just light chemo, and that I'm not going to die etc....But she said that she was really sorry and that she would pray for me.  It made me feel even worse because she doesn't need to pray for me.  We should all be praying for people with real cancer who are going through real chemo. Next time, even if it's awkward and time consuming, I'll make sure I give the long explanation so that I don't get any undeserved pity.  I'm fine.  I'm blessed.  I'm happy.

Heart Attack

So this one goes out to all my medical school/medically-minded friends!  Now, even though Jake says he has a problem with one of my "PR intervals"...this still took me like a freaking hour to draw.  What with dull eyebrow pencils that kept breaking as I tried to sharpen them, and the fact that my first attempt was backwards because I drew it on while looking at my reflection in the mirror...somehow I got it done!  Anyway, I hope you enjoy!  This is definitely one of my masterpieces.

Pointillism

And.....we're back!  So this was my best attempt at "Pointillism" eyebrows.  As you can see in many of my photos, my reddish rash on my face has not gone entirely away, so I apologize for that.  Nothing really exciting happened today with my eyebrows.  Just went to our new library....can't wait until I figure out what eyebrows I'm going to do tomorrow!

"I have a fish hook in my eyebrow, and I like it."

Today's eyebrows were inspired by one of my most favorite shows, Friends.  They're called, "I have a fish hook in my eyebrow, and I like it." -Joey  Here are the pictures I took my inspiration from....

and last but not least....

Here's what I came up with.  The people at the doctor's office didn't even flinch....but the missionaries enjoyed them. :)

Tomorrow's eyebrows are going to have to be normal because I'm headed to do baptisms at the temple.  I'm thinking that it might distract from the spirit if I show off my sweet eyebrow designs, especially because everyone will just be so dang jealous of them.  Same situation with church on Sundays, SO!  I'll see you on Monday with some more fantastic eyebrow designs!  We'll see what crazy design I come up with next!

Bert

So I recall someone requesting "drag queen" eyebrows, and I was totally going to do that, but then I realized I wouldn't be able to do them justice without the rest of the fantastic makeup to accompany them. So that will have to wait for another day.  So instead, today, I decided to do Bert eyebrows, in honor of Bert from Sesame Street of course, but also in honor of my very own nickname, Bert.  It is not a nickname I enjoy though, so use it cautiously. They didn't turn out terribly awesome (you'd be surprised how hard it is to draw a thick, straight line over your brow, or maybe I'm just that unskilled), but I did go to quite a few places today, such as storytime at the library, Meijer, Lowe's, and Papa Murphy's.  I think I might have scared a couple of little girls at Papa Murphy's though.  Not my intent.... :S Brielle also did her own eyebrows today too. Hers turned out more like Groucho Marx because she used mascara to do it.  But by the time I realized I should take a picture of them, they were mostly rubbed off.  So sorry you didn't get to see her awesome makeup skills.  Anyway, here comes Bert.